We’re all capable of mistakes, but I do not care to enlighten you on the mistakes we may or may not have made. -Dan Quayle-

And why is it that writers write but fingers don’t fing, grocers don’t groce and hammers don’t ham?

No nation was ever ruined by trade. -Benjamin Franklin-

We can’t help everyone, but everyone can help someone. -Ronald Reagan-

How could this Y2K be a problem in a country where we have Intel and Microsoft? -Al Gore-

You’re just upset because the voices aren’t speaking to you.

When I was younger, I could remember anything, whether it had happened or not. -Mark Twain-

All wars are follies, very expensive and very mischievous ones. -Benjamin Franklin-

The secretarial staff keeps decks of cards in their desk drawers so they have something to do when the computers go down.

Any job will expand to fill the time allotted to it.