“Do not touch” must be one of the scariest things to read in Braille! -Leo Vogt-
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Some people wonder all their lives if they’ve made a difference. The Marines don’t have that problem. -Ronald Reagan-
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The bathtub was invented in 1850 and the telephone in 1875. Which means, if you timed it right you could have sat in the tub for 25 years without the phone ringing.
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We spend our youth chasing money, then spend our money chasing youth.
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Time flies like an arrow, but fruit flies like a banana.
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The nicest place to be is in someone’s thoughts, the safest place to be is in someone’s prayers, and the best place to be is in the hands of God. -Pat Travis-
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I apologize for the video that I didn’t send. A friend of mine sent it to me, yesterday. Please don’t try to watch it. -Brian Condon-
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The love of one’s country is a splendid thing. But why should love stop at the border? -Pablo Casals-
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Neither the potential nor the limitations of science are understood so that what can be achieved and what is beyond reach are not comprehended…. It frequently appears that some people will believe almost anything. Thus judgments can be manipulated or warped by unscrupulous groups. Distortions or outright falsehoods can come to be accepted as fact. -Henry Way Kendall-
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Y’all don’t litter. That’s it. Just don’t litter. -Geogia Department of Transportation-