Treat your mom to a margarita. After all, you’re probably the reason she drinks. -Ale House, Cocoa Beach, Florida-

If we really believed that all people are equal regardless of their skin color, we would hold everyone equally responsible for their own actions. -Rebecca Nagella-

♫ Praise the LORD, I have been set free. ♪ It is no longer I who live but Christ who lives in me. ♪ The life that I now live I live by faith in the Son of God, Who loved me enough to die for me, well praise the LORD! ♫

Shower thought: If you eat a whole unsliced pie, technically you are only eating one piece. -Donald Taylor-

Every time I hear the dirty word “exercise” I wash my mouth out with chocolate.

A scapegoat is almost as good as a solution.

The coolest people I’ve ever met have the most colorful pasts. They’ve lived lives of risk, made bad choices, learned lessons, explored, and they’re not afraid of being real. Tattered tapestries woven of similar threads, they’re my kind of people — My favorite shades of crazy. -Stephen L. Lizotte-

Time heals all wounds, and time usually wounds all heels.

They say that doing some walking can add 5 minutes to your life for every day you do it. This can enable you, at 85 years old, to spend up to an additional eight months in a nursing home at $11,000 per month.

To doubt everything or to believe everything are two equally convenient solutions; both dispense with the necessity of reflection. -Henri Poincaré-