Those sisters of yours are vicious! When you tease them they go hysterical! I know, that’s why I tease them. -Michael & Lawrence “For Better or For Worse”-

There’s a reason for everything … why did I wake up? -Garfield-

Gibbs’ Rules #7: Always be specific when you lie.

I wonder if you’ve got such a thing as a balloon about you? -Winnie-the-Pooh-

I know the cure for everything: Salt water … sweat, tears or the sea. -Isak Dinesen-

The world isn’t fair, but as long as it’s tilting in my direction I find that there’s a natural cap to my righteous indignation. -Scott Adams-

No excuses; get it done.

There’s a fungus among us … Kill it! kill it! before it multiplies.

Only a virtuous people are capable of freedom. As nations become more corrupt and vicious, they have more need of masters. -Benjamin Franklin-

Education is subversive because, once you realize that people with other perspectives are not evil or stupid, your own position becomes falsifiable. Then it becomes about what is really true, not about what your tribe demands be the truth. -Ken Schenck-