A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kickboxing. -Emo Philips-
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Why torture yourself when life’ll do it for you? -Danielle Keen-
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Space has been conquered. -Gerald S. Hawkins, “Splendor in the Sky,” 1961-
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No one else sees the world the way you do, so no one else can tell the stories that you have to tell. -Charles de Lint-
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I can appreciate awful people. Without them I wouldn’t know how thankful I am for wonderful people. -found on Facebook-
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I don’t use drugs, my dreams are frightening enough. -M.C. Escher-
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The nearest thing to eternal life we will ever see on this earth is a government program. -Ronald Reagan-
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When writing a program, the first 90% takes 90% of the time, and the other 10% takes the other 90% of the time.
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The heart has its reasons that reason knows nothing of. -Blaise Pascal-
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God is real, unless declared integer.