I think there is a world market for, maybe, five computers. -Thomas Watson, IBM (1943)-
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Gibbs’ Rules #8: Never take anything for granted.
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Any country whose main agricultural exports are coffee and cocoa can’t be all bad.
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If I have seen further than others, it is because I am surrounded by dwarfs. -Murray Gell-Mann-
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Today we did what we had to do. They counted on America to be passive. They counted wrong. -Ronald Reagan-
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Hospitality: making your guests feel like they’re at home, even if you wish they were.
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Proof-read all e-mail before sending it. All errors are detected immediatly after being sent.
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In Hong Kong they strike a gong and fire off a noonday gun… But mad dogs and Englishmen go out in the midday sun. -Noël Coward-
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You don’t need to experience a great deal of suffering to know that pain is not fun, which is why it’s called pain. -Chris Castaldo-
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God would like us to be joyful even when our hearts lie panting on the floor. -Tevye, “Fiddler on the Roof”-