When I was a child, I thought nap time was punishment. Now it’s like a mini vacation.

Embrace SNAFU because it’s not FUBAR yet.

File this one under “things you want to be careful when saying it to your boss.”

I do therefore invite my fellow citizens in every part of the United States, and also those who are at sea and those who are sojourning in foreign lands, to set apart and observe the last Thursday of November next, as a day of Thanksgiving and Praise to our beneficent Father who dwelleth in the Heavens. -Abraham Lincoln-

We can never replace a friend. When a man is fortunate enough to have several, he finds they are all different. No one has a double in friendship. -Johann Schiller-

What if God designed marriage to make us holy instead of happy? -Gary Thomas-

Duct tape can’t fix stupid, but it can muffle the sound.

The best part about being over 40 is we did most of our stupid stuff before the Internet. -found on Facebook-

Christmas is not a myth, not a tradition, not a dream. It is a glorious reality! -Billy Graham-

It doesn’t matter whether the glass is half empty or half full. Either way clearly there’s room for more wine.