I keep telling myself that I should stop drinking. But then I think, hey, why should I listen to a drunk who talks to himself? -seen on a t-shirt-

Remember, if you can’t say something nice, say it on social media. -Loretta, “The Lockhorns”-

Galileo was a brilliant man, even inventing a helicopter, but he didn’t know how to drive a motorcar. Isaac Newton was about the smartest of men to ever live but he never flew an airplane. In fact, I’m not sure he knew anything about harvesting sugarcane or slicing a pineapple. -Cutlass 43k-

So long as men worship the Caesars and Napoleons, Caesars and Napoleons will duly rise and make them miserable. -Aldous Huxley-

In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, and in water there is bacteria. -Manatee Island Bar and Grill, Port Salerno, Florida-

Life is better with sprinkles. -The Scoop of Jensen Beach, Florida-

I have found the paradox, that if you love until it hurts, there can be no more hurt, only more love. -Mother Teresa-

That awkward moment when you realize that a coffee travel mug is an adult sippy cup. -James Gilbert-

The only thing worse than being blind is having sight but no vision. -Helen Keller-

We are social creatures to the inmost centre of our being. The notion that one can begin anything at all from scratch, free from the past, or unindebted to others, could not conceivably be more wrong. -Karl Popper-