Duct tape can’t fix stupid, but it can muffle the sound.

The best part about being over 40 is we did most of our stupid stuff before the Internet. -found on Facebook-

Christmas is not a myth, not a tradition, not a dream. It is a glorious reality! -Billy Graham-

It doesn’t matter whether the glass is half empty or half full. Either way clearly there’s room for more wine.

An anthill increases by accumulation. Medicine is consumed by distribution. That which is feared lessens by association. This is the thing to understand. -Siddha Nagarjuna-

The daily comics are important. I see nothing wrong with that; some people think professional sports are important. -Cutlass 43k-

I don’t believe in playing down to children, either in life or in motion pictures. I didn’t treat my own youngsters like fragile flowers, and I think no parent should. …[Y]ou are not doing a child a favor by trying to shield him from reality. -Walt Disney-

Black Friday: Because only in America people trample others for sales exactly one day after being thankful for what they already have. -found on Facebook-

The best theology is probably no theology; just love one another. -Charles Schulz-

We don’t like their sound and guitar music is on the way out. -Decca Recording Co. rejecting the Beatles, 1962-