Men make counterfeit money; in many more cases, money makes counterfeit men. -Sydney J. Harris-

I didn’t say that I didn’t say it. I said that I didn’t say that I said it. I want to make that very clear. -George Romney-

We are the happiest and most usable when we yield to Christ regardless of our circumstances. -Pat Travis-

If your Internet service is out, visit our web site for helpful information. -Comcast Customer Service-

THUMP! THUMP! Uh, what’re you doing dropping that log on the ground? THUMP! “Chasing away wild elephants.” But there aren’t any wild elephants within a thousand miles of here! THUMP! “Works pretty good, doesn’t it?”

Time travel is real. I did it last Sunday.

A certain amount of opposition is a great help to a man. Kites rise against, not with, the wind. -John Neal-

As economics is known as “The Miserable Science,” Software Engineering should be known as “The Doomed Discipline.” -Edsger W. Dijkstra-

Two dollars for a watermelon! You’ve got a lot of nerve charging two dollars! The guy down the street sells them for one dollar. (So go buy his watermelons.) He doesn’t have any left.

Attitude is a little thing that makes a big difference. -Lorraine Ipambonj-