We move toward a lofty ideal. On some great and glorious day the plain folks of the land will reach their heart’s desire at last, and the White House will be adorned by a downright moron. -H.L. Mencken-

When you open a bag of cotton balls, is the top one meant to be thrown away?

If a parsley farmer is sued, do they garnish his wages? Only if he loses.

Science is what we understand well enough to explain to a computer. Art is everything else we do. -Donald Knuth-

I want to die in my sleep like Grandpa, not like the screaming passengers in his car.

When in doubt, punt.

Always code as if the guy who ends up maintaining your code will be a violent psychopath who knows where you live. -Martin Golding-

Alcohol and Calculus Don’t Mix: Never Drink and Derive.

Why is it we drive on a parkway but park in a driveway?

Is it possible to be totally partial? No, but it’s possible to be partially total.