Some mornings it’s best to just fill the sink with coffee, dunk your head in and suck. -found on Facebook-

We are old fools. The more educated and intelligent we become, the less we know and understand. -Martin Luther-

Surround yourself with the best people you can find, delegate authority, and don’t interfere as long as the policy you’ve decided upon is being carried out. -Ronald Reagan-

Why isn’t phonetic spelled the way it sounds?

In the fields with which we are concerned knowledge exists only in lightning flashes. The text is the thunder rolling long afterwards. -Walter Benjamin-

If you take all the machinery in the world and dump it in the ocean, within months more than half of all humanity will die and within another six months they’d almost all be gone; if you took all the politicians in the world, put them in a rocket, and sent them to the moon, everyone would get along fine. -Buckminster Fuller-

Of course, I don’t look busy. I did it right the first time.

The most terrifying words in the English language are: “I’m from the government and I’m here to help.” -Ronald Reagan-

Linus’ Law: Given enough eyeballs, all bugs are shallow.

The dyslexic agnostic insomniac: he lays awake at night and wonders if there really is a dog.