Some people wonder what tomorrow will be. Others get up tomorrow to check the news and see what it is. But some people set out to make tomorrow. -Fr. Jan Czuba, SVD-

The Definition of an Upgrade: Take old bugs out, put new ones in.

My stress level is way down since I discovered that all humans are irrational. -Dilbert-

Why are there interstate freeways in Hawaii?

If you teach a boy, you educate an individual; but if you teach a girl, you educate a community. -Greg Mortenson-

I used to have an edge. Then I was living on the edge, but now I’m over the edge. -Ed Grzybowski-

Why do they put Braille dots on the keypad of the drive-up ATM?

You only live once, but if you do it right, that’s enough. -Mae West-

When companies ship Styrofoam, what do they pack it in?

Job said, “Though he slay me, yet will I trust in him.” Job 13:15, KJV