I want to die in my sleep like Grandpa, not like the screaming passengers in his car.

Science is what we understand well enough to explain to a computer. Art is everything else we do. -Donald Knuth-

A diplomat is someone who can tell you to go to hell in such a way that you will look forward to the trip.

Why is it we drive on a parkway but park in a driveway?

It must have been the coffee. -Jack Soo (last words to Hal Linden)-

Most jobs are mind numbing, except for teachers whose job it is to numb minds.

Boy, am I glad that the hole is in your end of the boat.

There are problems to whose solution I would attach an infinitely greater importance than to those of mathematics, for example touching ethics, or our relation to God, or concerning our destiny and our future; but their solution lies wholly beyond us and completely outside the province of science. -Carl Friedrich Gauss-

We are not human beings having a spiritual experience; we are spiritual beings having a human experience. -Pierre Teilhard de Chardin-

Some from Chloe’s household have informed me that there are quarrels among you. What I mean is this: One of you says, “I follow Wesley”; another, “I follow Luther”; another, “I follow the Pope”; still another, “I follow Christ.” Is Christ divided?