I don’t know why some people change churches; what difference does it make which one you stay home from?

Why is the rum all gone? -Capt. Jack Sparrow-

Fitness is for life — if it doesn’t kill you first.

Without God, democracy will not and cannot long endure. -Ronald Reagan-

It’s true hard work never killed anybody, but I figure, why take the chance? -Ronald Reagan-

What was the first thing God ever said to people?

A good programmer is someone who always looks both ways before crossing a one-way street. -Doug Linder-

What was the second question God ever asked people?

I used to care. But now there’s a pill for that.

War is mainly a catalogue of human blunders. -Winston Churchill-