If I don’t get in touch with you in a year or two, please show me the same consideration.

Мы борг. Вы будете ассимилированы. Сопротивление бесполезно.

Here lies the body of James O’Day / He died maintaining the right-of-way. / He was right, dead right, all along / But he’s just as dead as if he’d been wrong.

I can’t say as ever I was lost, but I was bewildered once for three days. -Daniel Boone-

This Door is Alarmed. So, speak soothingly to it.

Between caffeine and oxygen, I can hold my breath for almost two minutes.

You know, Microsoft Windows didn’t get that bad over night. It took many years of careful development!

This meatloaf is profound … it forces me to confront my mortality. -Leroy Lockhorn, “The Lockhorns”-

γλυκύ δ᾽ἀπείρῳ πόλεμος. πεπειραμένων δέ τις ταρβεῖ προσιόντα νιν καρδία περισσῶς. (War is sweet to those who have not tasted it, but the experienced man trembles exceedingly at heart on its approach.) -Pindar-

Your Internet connection may be down. Go try to cheer it up.