If I am reading this graph correctly — I’d be very surprised. -Stephen Colbert-

Gehm’s Corollary to Clarke’s Third Law, “Any technology distinguishable from magic is insufficiently advanced”.

Good research comes from thinking that something is fun, and playing with it. -Leslie Lamport-

The halcyon days of youth are awarded retroactively, because halcyonity is relative.

I’ve had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn’t it. -Groucho Marx-

“That “Love Thy Neighbor” thing…I meant that.” -God-

If two wrongs don’t make a right, what do two wrights make? An airplane!

I haven’t slept for ten days, because that would be too long. -Mitch Hedberg-

For a man with a slow leak in his head, sometimes you think pretty clever. -Capt. B.F. “Hawkeye” Pierce, “M*A*S*H”-

When the devil reminds you of your past, remind him of his future.