This tape will self-destruct in five seconds.

It’s a very good question, very direct, and I’m not going to answer it. -George H. W. Bush-

What is life? It is the flash of a firefly in the night. It is the breath of a buffalo in the wintertime. It is the little shadow which runs across the grass and loses itself in the sunset. -Crowfoot (Native American warrior and orator)-

Medicine makes people ill, mathematics makes them sad, and theology makes them sinful. -Martin Luther-

Oh, horsefeathers!

A people free to choose will always choose peace. -Ronald Reagan-

Certainty? In this world nothing is certain but death and taxes. -Benjamin Franklin-

On my tombstone… “I knew this would happen.”

Flaunt what Mother Nature gives you before Father Time takes it away.

As a rule, where education is most general the distribution of property is most general…. As knowledge spreads, wealth spreads. To diffuse knowledge is to diffuse wealth. To give all an equal chance to acquire knowledge is the best and surest way to give all an equal chance to acquire property. -Rutherford B. Hayes-