Jobs are like going to church: it’s nice once or twice a year to sing along and eat something and all that, but unless you really believe there’s something holy going on, it gets to be a drag going in every single week. -Thomas Michael Disch-

Don’t judge someone just because they sin differently than you. -found on Facebook-

Now that they say chocolate, wine and coffee are all good for you I feel like a health nut! -Loretta Lockhorn, “The Lockhorns”-

Do not regret growing old. It’s a privilege denied to many. -Richard Gere-

In Islam, you have to die for Allah. The God I worship died for me. -Franklin Graham-

You simply cannot invent any conspiracy theory so ridiculous and obviously satirical that some people somewhere don’t already believe it. -Robert Anton Wilson-

In unique feat in military history on 23 January 1795 a French Hussar regiment of horsemen captured the Dutch fleet at the Battle of Texel. After an extraordinary charge across the frozen Zuiderzee, the French cavalry captured 14 Dutch ships and 850 guns. -Wikipedia-

Every once in a while, there’s a sudden gust of gravity… -Smitty-

The people can always be brought to the bidding of the leaders. That is easy. All you have to do is tell them they are being attacked and denounce the pacifists for lack of patriotism and exposing the country to danger. It works the same way in any country. -Hermann Göring-

The pessimist complains about the wind, the optimist expects it to change, and the realist adjusts the sails. -William Arthur Ward-