Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one. -Albert Einstein-

Age is mind over matter. If you don’t mind, it don’t matter.

Most people are bothered by those passages of Scripture they do not understand, but the passages that bother me are those I do understand. -Mark Twain-

Some people are only alive because it’s illegal to shoot them.

Every non-trivial program contains at least one bug. Every non-trivial program can be simplified by at least one line of code. Conclusion: Every non-trivial program can be simplified to one line of code, and it will contain a bug.

Life would be easier if I had the source code. -owlice-

“NUTS!” -Brigadier General Anthony Clement McAuliffe-

Never ascribe to malice that which is adequately explained by incompetence. -Napoleon Bonaparte-

I refuse to have a battle of the wits with an unarmed person.

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