♫ I am persuaded to believe nothing can separate us from the wonderful love of God. ♪ / High above it will send us if we let it live within us while the sinful earth we trod. ♪ / Neither height nor depth, nor principalities; things present nor things to come, ♪ / Though the devil he may hate us he can never separate us from the wonderful love of God. ♫

Reality is up for grabs. One man’s reality is another man’s fantasy. -Capt. “Trapper John” McIntyre, “M*A*S*H”-

If a vegetarian eats vegetables, what does a humanitarian eat?

If you didn’t have enough time to do it right the first time, how are you going to find the time to do it over?

The pain then is part of the happiness now. That’s the deal. -Joy Gresham Lewis (from Shadowlands)-

Barbecuing is proof you can get men to do anything, even cook, as long as it’s dangerous.

Yes, we have no bananas.

But there is no joy in Mudville — mighty Casey has struck out. -Ernest Thayer-

The younger generation has no internal concept of the phrase “a broken record.”

Q: Boxers or briefs? A: Depends.