It is the natural tendency of the ignorant to believe what is not true. In order to overcome that tendency it is not sufficient to exhibit the true; it is also necessary to expose and denounce the false. -H.L. Mencken-

On the other hand she had freckles on her but she could not see them.

She had a deep, throaty, genuine laugh, like that sound a dog makes just before it throws up.

I think I’ll be a Captain. It was good enough for Kirk, Crunch and Kangaroo; it’s good enough for me. -Sheldon Cooper, “The Big Bang Theory”-

I can imagine no more rewarding a career. And any man who may be asked in this century what he did to make his life worthwhile, I think can respond with a good deal of pride and satisfaction: “I served in the United States Navy.” -John F. Kennedy-

I’ll gladly pay you Tuesday for a hamburger today. -J. Wellington Wimpy, of “Popeye”-

Money can’t buy happiness, but it sure makes misery easier to live with.

My e-mail .sig file dates from 1991. When did you create yours?

I remember the good old days of great software. Opera web browser before version 12; Corel WordPerfect before version 12; … press me and I’ll tell you about Word Star.

The ballerina rose gracefully en pointe and extended one slender leg behind her, like a dog at a fire hydrant.