Never do a wrong thing to make a friend or to keep one. -Robert E. Lee-

To save time, let’s just assume you know everything.

You’d lay down your life for me? How soon?

You can lead a yak to water, but you can’t teach an old dog to make a silk purse out of a pig in a poke. -Opus, “Bloom County”-

Have you noticed that there is neither apple nor pine in pineapple.

Adde parvum parvo magnus acervus erit. [Add little to little and there will be a big pile.] -Ovid-

I wasn’t trying to do anything. I was just cleaning my slingshot and it went off.

The great secret of success is to go through life as a man who never gets used up. -Albert Schweitzer-

When police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent?

You step in the stream … But the water has moved on … Page not found. (error messages in haiku)