Freedom is never more than one generation away from extinction. We didn’t pass it to our children in the bloodstream. It must be fought for, protected, and handed on for them to do the same. -Ronald Reagan-

If I am reading this graph correctly — I’d be very surprised. -Stephen Colbert-

I do believe; help me overcome my unbelief! Mark 9:24, NIV

I’ve had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn’t it. -Groucho Marx-

He was at his best when the going was good. -Alistair Cooke (on the Duke of Windsor)-

I haven’t slept for ten days, because that would be too long. -Mitch Hedberg-

What is the difference between hardware and software? Hardware gets faster, cheaper, smaller. Software gets slower, costlier and bigger.

For a man with a slow leak in his head, sometimes you think pretty clever. -Capt. B.F. “Hawkeye” Pierce, “M*A*S*H”-

Good research comes from thinking that something is fun, and playing with it. -Leslie Lamport-

If two wrongs don’t make a right, what do two wrights make? An airplane!