Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won’t expect it back!

Socialism only works in two places: Heaven where they don’t need it and hell where they already have it. -Ronald Reagan-

A good FORTRAN programmer can write FORTRAN in any language.

So far, this is the oldest I’ve been.

?(-1) 2^3 ? ? … and it was delicious!

The heart has its reasons that reason knows nothing of. -Blaise Pascal-

God is real, unless declared integer.

An idiot with a computer is a faster, better idiot!

I’ve got places to go, people to see, things to do and trouble to cause.

Access denied–nyah nyah nya nah nah!