One of the evils of democracy is you have to put up with the man you elect whether you want him or not. That’s why we call it democracy. -Will Rogers-

There is only one redeeming thing about this whole election. It will be over at sundown, and let everybody pray that it’s not a tie, for we couldn’t go through with this thing again. -Will Rogers-

America has the best politicians money can buy. -Will Rogers-

Drama is life with the dull bits cut out. -Alfred Hitchcock-

Rumor travels faster, but it don’t stay put as long as truth. -Will Rogers-

There’s nothing like a good spoonerism to tickle your bunny phone.

Speaking as a Christian, I find the Apostle Paul appealing and the Apostle Peale appalling. -Adlai Stevenson-

Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else. -Will Rogers-

When you find yourself in a hole, quit digging. -Will Rogers-

Live in such a way that you would not be ashamed to sell your parrot to the town gossip. -Will Rogers-