2 + 2 = 5 for extremely large values of 2.

Five out of four people have trouble with fractions. -Steven Wright-

The man who regards his own life and that of his fellow creatures as meaningless is not merely unfortunate but almost disqualified for life. -Albert Einstein-

Customer dependence is more profitable than customer education. -Niklaus Wirth-

Between any two numbers that can be written lies infinitely more numbers. Between any two known things that can be expressed lies an infinity of unknown truth.

Be nice to your kids. Remember, they will choose your nursing home.

I’m not trying to be difficult, I am this way naturally.

I am not afraid to die. I just don’t want to be there when it happens.

In mathematics, you don’t understand things. You just get used to them. -Dr. John von Neumann-

The purpose of computing is insight, not numbers! -R. W. Hamming-