If you didn’t have enough time to do it right the first time, how are you going to find the time to do it over?

Barbecuing is proof you can get men to do anything, even cook, as long as it’s dangerous.

The pain then is part of the happiness now. That’s the deal. -Joy Gresham Lewis (from Shadowlands)-

I refuse to have a battle of the wits with an unarmed person.

Life would be easier if I had the source code. -owlice-

“Me, too,” cried little Davy. “Me, too!”

But there is no joy in Mudville — mighty Casey has struck out. -Ernest Thayer-

Anyone who attempts to generate random numbers by deterministic means is, of course, living in a state of sin. -John von Neumann-

Beautify America! Throw away something pretty.

Yes, we have no bananas.