I take artificial sweetner and nondairy creamer in my decaffienated coffee.

Money is of no advantage to us excepting when we part with it. -Ambrose Bierce (alt)-

Outside of a dog, a book is man’s best friend. Inside of a dog, it’s too dark to read. -Groucho Marx-

What if there were no hypothetical questions?

Twitter lets you know most people’s lives are just as boring as yours. -Loretta Lockhorn, “The Lockhorns”-

They that can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither safety nor liberty. -Benjamin Franklin-

God said it, I believe it, and that settles it.

In all my perplexities and distresses, the Bible has never failed to give me light and strength. -Robert E. Lee-

Each snowflake in an avalanche pleads not guilty.

Don’t go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first. -Mark Twain-