Ouch! That hurt the way your tongue hurts after you accidentally staple it to the wall.

Too often we enjoy the comfort of opinion without the discomfort of thought. -John F. Kennedy-

Never bring a problem to your seniors without also bringing a solution. -CAPT John L Wallace, U.S. Navy (Ret)-

I’ll get you, my pretty, and your little dog too! -Wicked Witch of the West, The Wizard of Oz-

I don’t think I’d have been in such a hurry to reach adulthood if I’d known the whole thing was going to be ad-libbed. -Dad, “Calvin & Hobbes”-

Pay no attention to that man behind the curtain! The Great Oz has spoken! -The Wizard, The Wizard of Oz-

Dorothy: How can you talk if you haven’t got a brain? Scarecrow: I don’t know … but some people without brains do an awful lot of talking, don’t they? -The Wizard of Oz-

Denial. It’s not just a river in Egypt.

Toto, I’ve a feeling we’re not in Kansas anymore. -Dorothy, The Wizard of Oz-

Life is tough, but it’s tougher if you’re stupid.