If it’s tourist season does that mean we can shoot them?

If I agreed with you we’d both be wrong.

Clarke’s Third Law of Prediction: Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic.

It does not require many words to speak the truth. -Chief Joseph, Nez Perce Tribe-

There are no butts with hornless goats.

I have very strongly this feeling … that our everyday life is at one and the same time banal, overfamiliar, platitudinous and yet mysterious and extraordinary. -Bryan Magee-

When I works, I works hard. When I plays, I plays loose. And when I sits and thinks, I falls asleep.

An education isn’t how much you have committed to memory, or even how much you know. It’s being able to differentiate between what you do know and what you don’t. -Anatole France-

As a well spent day brings happy sleep, so life well used brings happy death. -Leonardo da Vinci-

Hofstadter’s Law: It always takes longer than you expect, even when you take Hofstadter’s Law into account. -Douglas Hofstadter-