Our opinions do not really blossom into fruition until we have expressed them to someone else. -Mark Twain-

All human relationships are doomed to end in pain. That’s the price we pay for love. -Douglas Grisham-

Programmer: an organism that turns coffee into software.

One, two, five … (Three sir!) … oh yes, three! -Monty Python-

Why do Americans choose from just two people to run for president and 50 for Miss America?

Imagination is more important than knowledge. For knowledge is limited, whereas imagination embraces the entire world, stimulating progress, giving birth to evolution. -Albert Einstein-

The rule is perfect: in all matters of opinion our adversaries are insane. -Mark Twain-

A computer’s attention span is as long as its power cord.

Men are from Mars. Women are from Venus. Computers are from Hades.

Until world order is an accomplished fact, and universal disarmament the logical result, it will be a crime to excuse men from the types and kinds of training that will give them a decent chance for survival in battle. -Dwight D. Eishenhower-