Velvet put-downs: He has all the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire. -Winston Churchill-

Velvet put-downs: He loves nature in spite of what it did to him. -Forrest Tucker-

Velvet put-downs: He has the attention span of a lightning bolt. -Robert Redford-

A graceful taunt is worth a thousand insults. -Louis Nizer-

I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure. -Clarence Darrow-

Velvet put-downs: He had delusions of adequacy. -Walter Kerr-

Velvet put-downs: I’ve just learned about his illness. Let’s hope it’s nothing trivial. -Irvin S. Cobb-

I live in that solitude which is painful in youth, but delicious in the years of maturity. -Albert Einstein-

No image manipulating program was manipulated in the creation of this page. -Mark Schenk-

I don’t deal in facts, only delusions. When you work with facts everyone will try to point out where you are wrong. If you tell them up front you only work with delusions, then you can’t possibly be called wrong.