The best way to predict the future is to invent it. -Alan Kay-

Parenting is a journey from management to consultant, if you’re lucky. -Noah benShea-

I’d like to say I wish I understood your reasoning, but I don’t. It’s easier.

A scapegoat is almost as good as a solution.

Just for today, I will not sit in my living room all day in my underwear. Instead, I will move my computer into the bedroom.

A yawn is a silent scream for coffee.

Getting old is not for the faint of heart. -Mitzi Cupp-

There are two ways of being happy: We must either diminish our wants or augment our means — either may do — the result is the same and it is for each man to decide for himself and to do that which happens to be easier. -Benjamin Franklin-

If you try and take a cat apart to see how it works, the first thing you have on your hands is a nonworking cat. -Douglas Adams-

You will need to know the difference between Friday and a fried egg. It’s quite a simple difference, but an important one. -Douglas Adams-