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I’ve lived, Sir, a long time, and the longer I live, the more convincing Proofs I see of this Truth — That God governs in the Affairs of Men. -Benjamin Franklin-
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Last night I dreamt I was asleep and I was awake when I dreamed it. -Capt. B.F. “Hawkeye” Pierce, “M*A*S*H”-
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The only way human beings can win a war is to prevent it. -General George Marshall, US Army-
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“Life is short. Eternity isn’t.” -God-
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Pain nourishes courage. You can’t be brave if you’ve only had wonderful things happen to you. -Mary Tyler Moore-
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Every one who is seriously involved in the pursuit of science becomes convinced that a Spirit is manifest in the laws of the Universe — a Spirit vastly superior to that of man, and one in the face of which we with our modest powers must feel humble. -Albert Einstein-
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“C’mon over and bring the kids.” -God-
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We failed, but in the good providence of God apparent failure often proves a blessing. -Robert E. Lee-
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Maybe Lucy was right. Of all the Charlie Browns, you’re the Charlie Browniest. -Linus van Pelt, “Peanuts”-