I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. -Douglas Adams-

If you take out the killings, Washington actually has a very very low crime rate. -Marion Barry, Mayor of Washington, D.C.-

If I blow this one, they’ll take me off morgue detail and put me on something worse. (What could be worse?) I don’t let myself think about it. -Lt. “Digger” Daetwyler, “M*A*S*H”-

I promise you a police car on every sidewalk. -Marion Barry, Mayor of Washington, D.C.-

I took a speed reading course and read War and Peace in twenty minutes. It involves Russia. -Woody Allen-

What right does Congress have to go around making laws just because they deem it necessary? -Marion Barry, Mayor of Washington, D.C.-

New Zealand’s national icon is the kiwi which is a small nocturnal bird that is round and brown, and furry. They should not be confused with kiwi fruit, which is also round and brown, and furry. New Zealanders are sometimes called Kiwis, and some of us are round and brown, as well. -Paul, tourguide with Toru Tours, Auckland-

The older I get the more room I have to give God in my doctrinal understanding to do what He is going to do. -Pastor Bob Hallman, Crossroads Christian Fellowship, Kauai, Hawaii-

If you ever want to lose an argument with a woman, start one. -Leroy Lockhorn, “The Lockhorns”-

The future ain’t what it used to be. -Yogi Berra-