You can try to understand, but it only hurts.

Don’t bother me right now. I’m having a Microsoft migraine moment.

The world is a thing of utter inordinate complexity and richness and strangeness that is absolutely awesome. -Douglas Adams-

“Loved the wedding. Invite me to the marriage.” -God-

I feel like my entire life is leading up to a tell-all book critics will dismiss as just one long fever dream. -Hilary Forth, “Sally Forth”-

The future is here. It’s just not widely distributed yet. -William Gibson-

No distance of place or lapse of time can lessen the friendship of those who are thoroughly persuaded of each other’s worth. -Robert Southey-

It can hardly be a coincidence that no language on Earth has ever produced the phrase, “as pretty as an airport.” -Douglas Adams-

All opinions are not equal. Some are a very great deal more robust, sophisticated and well supported in logic and argument than others. -Douglas Adams-

The future, according to some scientists, will be exactly like the past, only far more expensive. -John Sladek-