Hi, I’m Larry, and this is my bother Darryl, and this is my other brother Darryl. -Larry, “Newhart”-

If you can’t explain it to a six year old, you don’t understand it yourself. -Albert Einstein-

One forgets words as one forgets names. One’s vocabulary needs constant fertilizing or it will die. -Evelyn Waugh-

People are prisoners of their phones and that’s why they’re called Cell Phones. -found on Facebook-

Facing the terrible absurdity of ourselves is always jolting. -Opus, “Bloom County”-

We should make politicians wear shock collars that go off every time they lie. -found on Facebook-

The use of COBOL cripples the mind; its teaching should, therefore, be regarded as a criminal offense. -Edsger W. Dijkstra-

From an atheistic perspective, why should we care what happens to other human beings? -Dr. Fazale Rana-

Seven Warning Signs of Bogus Science (6): Isolated Researcher — The discoverer has worked in isolation.

If you truly love something, set it free. If it comes back to you, it is yours forever. If not, hunt it down and kill it.