Did ya hear the one about the lensmaker who fell into his glass grinding machine and made spectacle of himself?

Ona long God istap antap, na long graun gutpela taim ol manmeri; God i laikim tumas.

I never saw a purple cow, I never hope to see one. But judging from the milk we get, I’m certain there must be one.

The large print giveth, and the small print taketh away. -Tom Waits-

Thank God for the last minute. Otherwise, a lot of stuff wouldn’t get done.

If you are supposed to learn from your mistakes, why do some people have more than one child?

The only difference between me and a madman is that I am not mad. -Salvador Dali-

Every human activity, good or bad, except mathematics, must come to an end. -Paul Erdos-

You’ve got a point there but if you wear a hat nobody will notice.

Work as if you don’t need the money, Love as if you’ve never been hurt, Dance as if no one is watching.