Sometimes I worry that I haven’t lived up to my potential. Other times, I fear that I have! -Brutus Thornapple, “The Born Loser”-
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It is Christ Himself, not the Bible, who is the true word of God. The Bible, read in the right spirit and with the guidance of good teachers, will bring us to Him. We must not use the Bible as a sort of encyclopedia out of which texts can be taken for use as weapons. -C. S. Lewis-
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He was deeply in love. When she spoke, he thought he heard bells, as if she were a garbage truck backing up.
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Nothing is so firmly believed as what is least known. -Michel de Montaigne-
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McBride fell 12 storeys, hitting the pavement like a Hefty bag filled with vegetable soup.
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Never bring a problem to your seniors without also bringing a solution. -CAPT John L Wallace, U.S. Navy (Ret)-
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Too often we enjoy the comfort of opinion without the discomfort of thought. -John F. Kennedy-
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Ouch! That hurt the way your tongue hurts after you accidentally staple it to the wall.
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I’ll get you, my pretty, and your little dog too! -Wicked Witch of the West, “The Wizard of Oz”-
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Art produces ugly things which frequently become more beautiful with time. Fashion, on the other hand, produces beautiful things which always become ugly with time. -Jean Cocteau-