It is impossible to make a program foolproof because fools are so ingenious.

Brooks’ Law: Adding manpower to a late software project makes it later.

How do you tell a communist? Well, it’s someone who reads Marx and Lenin. And how do you tell an anti-Communist? It’s someone who understands Marx and Lenin. -Ronald Reagan-

He vowed to himself fervently that he would always have some money on hand, no matter what became of him, so that he would be able to protect all that was truly valuable from the practical people in the world. -Morley Callaghan, “Luke Baldwin’s Vow”-

This is not a battle between the United States of America and terrorism, but between the free and democratic world and terrorism. -Tony Blair-

If you drink enough coffee, you don’t have to eat any bananas.

Quit griping about your church; if it was perfect, you couldn’t belong.

A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort. -H. Albright-

I’ll be fair and rethink your request. Umm, NO!

As the good shepherd said, “Let’s get the flock out of here!”