The biggest problem with communication is the perception that it occurred.

I don’t need time. What I need is a deadline. -Duke Ellington-

Always do right. This will gratify some people and astonish the rest. -Mark Twain-

Don’t sweat the petty things, and don’t pet the sweaty things.

There are only 3 kinds of people: those who can count and those who can’t.

If it’s tourist season does that mean we can shoot them?

Some cause happiness wherever they go. Others whenever they go. -Oscar Wilde-

The task of the modern educator is not to cut down jungles, but to irrigate deserts. -C. S. Lewis-

Computers are not intelligent. They only think they are.

I don’t mind that you think slowly but I do mind that you are publishing faster than you think. -Wolfgang Pauli-