Each snowflake in an avalanche pleads not guilty.

I stand by all the misstatements that I’ve made. -Dan Quayle-

Facts are stubborn things, but statistics are more pliable. -Mark Twain-

They that can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither safety nor liberty. -Benjamin Franklin-

Democracy is two wolves and a lamb voting on what to have for dinner. Liberty is a well-armed lamb contesting the vote.

What’s another word for thesaurus?

In all my perplexities and distresses, the Bible has never failed to give me light and strength. -Robert E. Lee-

Insanity is hereditary: you get it from your children.

A bus is a vehicle that runs twice as fast when you are after it as when you are in it.

Don’t go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first. -Mark Twain-