Don’t eat on an empty stomach, it messes up your drinking. -Darrel Ewbank-

I once took a solemn oath to defend the Constitution of the United States against all enemies foreign and domestic. Be advised that no one has ever relieved me of my duties under this oath. -found on Facebook-

From where the sun now stands, I will fight no more forever. -Chief Joseph, Nez Perce Tribe-

A true friend is someone who is there for you when he’d rather be anywhere else. -Len Wein-

The four basic food groups: meat, cheese, salt, and pepper. -Darrel Ewbank-

I have very strongly this feeling … that our everyday life is at one and the same time banal, overfamiliar, platitudinous and yet mysterious and extraordinary. -Bryan Magee-

The ideal scientist thinks like a poet and only later works like a bookkeeper. -E.O. Wilson-

Can’t you show me the common courtesy of listening when I’m talking to myself? -Gladys Thornapple, “Born Loser”-

It depends upon what the meaning of the word ‘is’ is. -Bill Clinton-

Well, boys, I can’t say as it’s been fun, but I sure am I went through it with you guys. -Col. Sherman Potter, M*A*S*H-