If the federal government had been around when the Creator was putting His hand to this state, Indiana wouldn’t be here. It’d still be waiting for an environmental impact statement. -Ronald Reagan-

I do not mistrust the future; I do not fear what is ahead. For our problems are large, but our heart is larger. Our challenges are great, but our will is greater. And if our flaws are endless, God’s love is truly boundless. -George H. W. Bush-

Free nations are peaceful nations. Free nations don’t attack each other. Free nations don’t develop weapons of mass destruction. -George W. Bush-

Life is hard. It’s harder if you’re stupid. -John Wayne-

Is Marx’s tomb a communist plot?

Get a good grip on that paintbrush. I’m taking the ladder for a moment.

Dear God, please make me into the person my dog already thinks I am. -Mark Twain-

It is intuitively obvious, to even the most casual observer. -Dr. Harold E. O’Leary-

I’d give my right arm to be ambidextrous.

All I ask is a chance to prove that money can’t make me happy.