War is merely the continuation of policy by other means. -Carl von Clausewitz-

Never underestimate the therapeutic power of driving and listening to very loud music. -Purple Clover-

Are you tough enough to haul flowers? -Armellini, Inc., Palm City, Florida-

Grandchildren are God’s reward for not killing your kids. -Pappy’s Grill, Winter Haven Airport, Winter Haven, Florida-

If sailing was easy it would be called quantum mechanics.

I love manatees. But the conservationists get all pissed off when you barbecue ’em. -Darrel Ewbank-

A view of the water is not a matter of life or death. It’s more important than that. -Down The Hatch Seafood Restaurant, Ponce Inlet, Florida-

Whatever is true, whatever is noble, whatever is right, whatever is pure, whatever is lovely, whatever is admirable—if anything is excellent or praiseworthy—think about such things. -Philippians 4:8-

Life is going on out there, while here I sit eating doughnuts and watching cartoons. Reality is overrated. -Garfield-

When I works, I works hard. When I plays, I plays loose. And when I sits and thinks, I falls asleep.