Of course, I don’t look busy. I did it right the first time.

Linus’ Law: Given enough eyeballs, all bugs are shallow.

Surround yourself with the best people you can find, delegate authority, and don’t interfere as long as the policy you’ve decided upon is being carried out. -Ronald Reagan-

My stress level is way down since I discovered that all humans are irrational. -Dilbert-

The dyslexic agnostic insomniac: he lays awake at night and wonders if there really is a dog.

Some people wonder what tomorrow will be. Others get up tomorrow to check the news and see what it is. But some people set out to make tomorrow. -Fr. Jan Czuba, SVD-

The Definition of an Upgrade: Take old bugs out, put new ones in.

I used to have an edge. Then I was living on the edge, but now I’m over the edge. -Ed Grzybowski-

You only live once, but if you do it right, that’s enough. -Mae West-

Why do they put Braille dots on the keypad of the drive-up ATM?