When it rains, why don’t sheep shrink?

What should you do when you see an endangered animal that is eating an endangered plant?

When sign makers go on strike, is anything written on their picket signs?

If a deaf kid swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap?

“Need a marriage counselor? I’m available.” -God-

If you wish to make an apple pie truly from scratch, you must first invent the universe. -Carl Sagan-

Everyone has the right to make mistakes, but don’t you think you’ve taken someone else’s turn?

The function of the university is not simply to teach bread-winning, or to furnish teachers for the public schools or to be a centre of polite society; it is, above all, to be the organ of that fine adjustment between real life and the growing knowledge of life, an adjustment which forms the secret of civilization. -W. E. B. Du Bois-

They know enough who know how to learn. -Henry Adams-

You laugh because I am different. I laugh because you are the same.