The greatest sensations the human body can experience are an orgasm, a bowel movement, and safely landing an airplane. With a night carrier landing, you get all three at once.

Of the four wars in my lifetime, none came about because the U.S. was too strong. -Ronald Reagan-

If the rich could hire someone else to die for them, the poor would make a wonderful living. -Jewish proverb-

Ward: “Do you ever get a feeling of helplessness, total frustration and rage?” June: “It’s only natural for the parents of a teenager.” -“Let It To Beaver”-

Every gun that is made, every warship launched, every rocket fired signifies, in the final sense, a theft from those who hunger and are not fed, those who are cold and are not clothed. -Dwight D. Eisenhower-

Windows has now crashed … The Blue Screen of Death … No one hears your screams. (error messages in haiku)

I don’t know about ignorance, and I don’t care about apathy, but I absolutely will not put up with intolerance.

What is life? It is the flash of a firefly in the night. It is the breath of a buffalo in the wintertime. It is the little shadow which runs across the grass and loses itself in the sunset. -Crowfoot (Native American warrior and orator)-

Freedom prospers when religion is vibrant and the rule of law under God is acknowledged. -Ronald Reagan-

Medicine makes people ill, mathematics makes them sad, and theology makes them sinful. -Martin Luther-