It’s a very good question, very direct, and I’m not going to answer it. -George H. W. Bush-

Ultimate office automation: networked coffee.

This tape will self-destruct in five seconds.

I was wrong once; I thought I had made a mistake, but I hadn’t.

Oh, horsefeathers!

On my tombstone… “I knew this would happen.”

Certainty? In this world nothing is certain but death and taxes. -Benjamin Franklin-

Get there first with the most men. -Confederate General Nathan Bedford Forrest-

I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol.

Flaunt what Mother Nature gives you before Father Time takes it away.