The First Amendment of the Constitution was not written to protect the people of this country from religious values; it was written to protect religious values from government tyranny. -Ronald Reagan-

As a rule, where education is most general the distribution of property is most general…. As knowledge spreads, wealth spreads. To diffuse knowledge is to diffuse wealth. To give all an equal chance to acquire knowledge is the best and surest way to give all an equal chance to acquire property. -Rutherford B. Hayes-

It’s dejá amnesia … I feel like I’ve forgotten this before.

Calvin: Why are we here? Hobbes: Because this is the planet with oxygen. -“Calvin & Hobbes”-

I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones. -Albert Einstein-

What was the first thing God ever said to people?

I don’t know why some people change churches; what difference does it make which one you stay home from?

What was the second question God ever asked people?

A good programmer is someone who always looks both ways before crossing a one-way street. -Doug Linder-

I used to care. But now there’s a pill for that.