What is the difference between hardware and software? Hardware gets faster, cheaper, smaller. Software gets slower, costlier and bigger.

For a man with a slow leak in his head, sometimes you think pretty clever. -Capt. B.F. “Hawkeye” Pierce, “M*A*S*H”-

Good research comes from thinking that something is fun, and playing with it. -Leslie Lamport-

If two wrongs don’t make a right, what do two wrights make? An airplane!

The halycon days of youth are awarded retroactively, because halcyonity is relative.

When the devil reminds you of your past, remind him of his future.

Infertility is hereditary: if your parents didn’t have any children then you probably won’t either.

[Y]et some faith seems necessary in things of the spirit which are beyond the scope of our physical world, some reliance on moral, spiritual, and idealistic conceptions, or else we have no anchorage, no objectives or purpose in life. Whether we believe in God or not, it is impossible not to believe in something, whether we call it a creative life-giving force, or vital energy inherent in matter which gives it its capacity for self-movement and change and growth, or by some other name, something that is as real, though elusive, as life is real when contrasted with death. -Jawaharlal Nehru-

Q: Is a turtle without a shell homeless, or naked? A: He’s dead.

The trouble with life is, you’re halfway through it before you realize it’s a do-it-yourself thing.