Women are evil, but men are stupid. -Stephen Anthony-

My wife Mary and I have been married for forty-seven years and not once have we had an argument serious enough to consider divorce; murder, yes, but divorce, never. -Jack Benny-

My goal in life is to amass a large assortment of interesting stories. Since I have already amassed quite a few I suppose I should amass some more.

It’s not what is in your pocket that makes you thankful. It’s what’s in your heart that makes you thankful. -Fr. Jan Czuba, SVD-

When it comes to understanding software development, we are getting better. But the problem is getting worse faster than we are getting better.

When you come right down to it, Katie, I’ve known Tramp longer than I’ve known you. -Robbie Douglas, “My Three Sons”-

Suicide is the most sincere form of self-criticism.

Girls are just different. -Chuck Roome-

Get your facts first, and then you can distort them as much as you please. -Mark Twain-

We’ve got to get off of this planet -Douglas Adams-