West Virginia is the prettiest country God ever made. And if you get tired of looking at it, you can always lean up against it for awhile. -(attributed to Will Rogers)-

Everyone is ignorant, only on different subjects. -Will Rogers-

Have you noticed that no matter who we elect, he is just as bad as the one he replaces? -Will Rogers-

One of the evils of democracy is you have to put up with the man you elect whether you want him or not. That’s why we call it democracy. -Will Rogers-

There is only one redeeming thing about this whole election. It will be over at sundown, and let everybody pray that it’s not a tie, for we couldn’t go through with this thing again. -Will Rogers-

America has the best politicians money can buy. -Will Rogers-

Drama is life with the dull bits cut out. -Alfred Hitchcock-

Rumor travels faster, but it don’t stay put as long as truth. -Will Rogers-

There’s nothing like a good spoonerism to tickle your bunny phone.

Speaking as a Christian, I find the Apostle Paul appealing and the Apostle Peale appalling. -Adlai Stevenson-