Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else. -Will Rogers-

When you find yourself in a hole, quit digging. -Will Rogers-

Live in such a way that you would not be ashamed to sell your parrot to the town gossip. -Will Rogers-

These cards are marked! “They’re a mess!” (Yeah, a chocolate mess.) Please boys, the dirty dealer didn’t mean no harm.

Faith is an intellectual assent to the unknown. We are experiential people; we know what we see, what we do. But faith goes into the unknown. -Fr. Harry Gahre-

Never miss a good chance to shut up. -Will Rogers-

Better never than late, I always say.

Never do today what you can put off till tomorrow.

Screw the torpedoes, slow speed ahead. -Rear Admiral Francis W. Rockwell, 11 May, 1943-

Not everything that counts can be counted. Not everything that can be counted counts. -Albert Einstein-